Zodiac signs email their ex differently, but we all want to dip into our ex's DMs one final time. Are you often making sly reasons to text them or showing them how great your life is without them? Zodiac signs text their ex:
This zodiac sign's flame burns bright and then dies, and your first objective is to escape the debris. Only to demand his part for Sunburn tickets would you risk revisiting the past.
For this earth sign, breaking up is an art form; you have a five-step procedure and hate being hurried through it. During the denial phase, you may send an alcoholic text message to your ex, but you're generous enough to forgive yourself instead of wallow in humiliation.
Gemini
Your ambivalent nature makes you prone to a "on again, off again" attitude when it comes to ending relationships. There is no middle ground between erasing all traces of his face from your Snapchat memories and bombarding him with photographs from your first date.
Cancer
The depths of still waters are vast, and the signs of this zodiac aren't known for being easy to let go of. Imagine being the ex-girlfriend who texts the other person after a split to do things like pick up their laundry, remind their parents that she needs to have her teeth checked, and remind her that today is the anniversary of their breakup.
Leo
You should be ready for a PR blitzkrieg of them enjoying their best life and unintentionally tagging you in their wonderful skydiving excursion if the breakup wasn't their plan. Hell hath no fury like a Leo scorned.
The breakup was previously put into a binder and carefully filed away in their mental palace—this earth sign has a procedure for everything. They may appear indifferent on the outside, but below that cold "hope you're well," there is a person who is painstakingly trying to figure out where they went wrong.
Libras place a premium on harmony in their lives, and they address disturbances to this delicate equilibrium... with caution and a sly, roundabout approach. After much deliberation, you've decided to settle for a texting relationship centered around exchanging Friends memes since you don't want to initiate contact but also don't want them to believe you'll reject their advances if they do.
Scorpio
This fire sign may be too proud to display their wounds after a breakup, but they have a huge masochistic streak. You may tell your pals you're alright and not self-destructively stalking, but you're trying to create a simple opening for your long text about why you accidently followed his new girlfriend at 3am.
Sagittarius
Everyone struggles with breakups, but this catch-flights-not-feelings sign makes it harder to tell. Sagittarians tend to make new memories after a split until they can send their former a sincere "hope you're well" text.
Saturn may be difficult for this cardinal sign that prioritizes success. They will try everything to fix a breakup, even 4am “what do you think went wrong?” ruminations.
This progressive symbol prioritizes reasoning over emotions and looks forward rather than backward. If they text that they want to remain friends after the split, they'll scrutinize your ill-informed Tinder right-swipes to prove it.
A sign that loves love will have disastrous results. After the breakup, expect recriminations from this sign about how much they did for you and angry texts from their pals about what you're losing out on.